My middle name is Shiva

Hello Weaklings, it is I Halo... God of Destruction. I come to you from my humble blog. Look upon my great destruction. Look at my Secret Apprentice, Rubber-puss.

Go Forth and Wreck and Destroy. And Let the Big Daddy not know of your existence.



First Destroy the Command Center Ruber-puss. Make sure his 360 gets the red rings. His cell phone shall also need to be defeated, that way he can not call to get it fixed. Without that evil Contraption, there will be more time to use the Frisbee.



Also any book you see, destroy it. For it will force the Old One to pay attention to me.



You have done well my Apprentice.



However, the Daddy figured out about Rubber-puss and turned him to the side of the jedi... and that is when he unleashed... The Pedi-Paw.

Sorry its been so long in between updates. I have been busy. Big Daddy got a job, third shift. This makes me sad because he will not be home at night now, and grandma wont let me sleep with her. :(

Also on the pedi-paw. DO not order this off TV. Daddy did this and got caught in a credit card scam, where they charge you 16.95 a month for nothing. He looked into this and found out that people were getting this charge on the account after ordering it. V-value plus or something was what the charge was for. So if you read this and have bought a pedipaw, check for the charge. Other than that the device works, I am sure Wal-Mart will sell them soon.

Big Daddy also broke down and bought a bigger 120 GB hard drive for his 360. That seems to make him really happy. He also got a wireless headset for it. Since I chewed up his other one, and he had to fix it. But I keep getting a hold of it.

Anyway. I have to go.

Later

Halo

Daddy has a cold... wait its not cold...

Halo here.

Just sending a message out to the world. Daddy has been under the weather lately. That's what he says. But aren't we all under the weather everyday. I guess if I was in an airplane I would be over the weather, hey maybe when can go parachuting like that pug in that video. Yeah, I should work on that.

Yesterday something scary happened. I was over in the corner and was minding my own business smacking that door stop thingy that makes that boiiinnnngg noise I like so much.

I took a back step when I realized what I had done. I had stepped on Tizzy, and now she also had me backed into a corner. I was a little scared... I mean I did not want to unleash the pug of rage on her...

She swatted at me, but I held my composure. I would hate to turn into a huge green pug.

Anyway I hope daddy gets to feeling better. Then we can go play outside again. I need my flying disc.

Wordless Wednesday

I want to let everyone know that I have made a full recovery. At least 98% of a recovery. I still limp on it occasionally, like when I try to pee on cars and I lift my other leg to high. But other than that, I have been okay.

So daddy cleaned his room the other day. I was glad because everything was getting pretty cluttered. Now I was able to get under the bed again and found all kinds of treasure. I have found old Valentine's Day cards from some girl named Melanie. Dad seemed sad when he seen it. But I took care of it by ripping it to shreds, somehow that was not the proper solution. I also found a tin of Life Savers ments. And a prescription of sinus medication.

I was so happy with all the stuff I had to drag it out to show him.

He left me for a few hours the other day. He had a Job interview. Whats a job? But today he seemed frustrated and said he must not have gotten the job. It must be like a treat. I like treats, its one of my five favorite words.

Here is the list

1.Outside
2.Walk
3.Treat
4.Toy
5.Goodboy

Anyway, the cat is still the cat. She is kinda me to me. I guess she does not understand that I see her as a threat if she is even in the same room as me when I get a treat. So when I tell her to leave the area, she hits me with a claw.

Tonight when we went for a walk. This other dog came running out of nowhere. We sniffed each other, exchanged email, and business cards. Then dad read his collar. And picked him up to take him home. This did not sit well with this other dog, who growled. Which pissed me right off. Dad was only trying to make sure you did not get hit by a car. And since he had me on a leash, he had no other way to get you home. So I growled back. And snorted a couple times.

THATS RIGHT!! A pug snort is like a war cry. My Pug daddy taught me that when I was a puppy. That dog was lucky. The lady was outside smoking and never seen him get out. Who knows what would have happened if we had not taken him home.

Other than that. Its uneventful.. If you are a dog. I sleep, eat, poop, walk, drink, bark.. and not even in that order.

Anyway have a good night pups.

Halo Out...

Hey I am featured on Pug-a-Day

Hey, The Nevis let me know that I was featured on Pugaday.com. Ahh to be that young again, it would be awesome.

Visit and Vote here

I wanted everyone to know that I am at 95% healed now. I am glad to, because I think the pills were making me sick. I just felt poop a little bit after taking them. But I can deal with it because I am a stud.

Anyway here is another video of me chasing a car. I am so awesome, some dogs can't take a car... me I eat em for breakfast. Grrrrrr

Halo Injury report as told by Halo

Hey, I guess you all heard about my grave injury. Let me tell you its been pretty ruff. Limping takes a lot out of you.

So I was hurting a little bit, but I am a stud. See minor pain never effects me. I am sure I can take a lot of damage, ninjas fear me, pirates fear me... the cat... well the cat watches me in awe.

So how much better have I been doing since Monda when the evil old ninja stabbed me twice why dad held me down. (Dont think I have forgotten dad... I know when and where you sleep)



Here is the youtube video of me this morning and how much better I am doing. Keep in mind, that Monday I would not even walk on it.

Dad has given me something called a hotdog.. they are kind of cold, and they make we kinda tired afterward, I think he has spiked it with something. Oh well maybe it has to do with the leg.

Anyway, I should not stay on here long. I have to stand up on the back two legs to type, dad needs a taller chair.

And you know what else sucks, trying to pee with a bad back leg. Ever try lifting a leg, trying to hold yourself up with the hurt one. Not fun at all. And also what is it with slick floors at Evil Ninja Offices. I mean I was sliding all over the place, geez. Those evil ninjas are tricky.

Halo vs. The Vet

Well Halo has a hurt joint fom the fall last night. The vet seen him in five minutes notice when I called, so he will get my business from now on, even if he is only opened till 12:00

They gave him 2 shots, and some pills to give him tonight. And if he is not significantly better by Thursday to give them a call and they would take x rays to see if it is cracked.

Halo was running all over the vets office, barking at dogs 7 times his size, (after they were safely locked behind doors)

When we came home the shot must have been working cause he is running nutso across the apartment on 3 legs.

I am just glad it aint a hip or something.

I hope he improves over the next few days. Thank you guys for your support