Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Happy Birthdday Halo

I got a cake for my birthday, just for me. It was great. Yummy.

Today I turned 1. You know what that means.

I can play Mature rated video games now.

Wait is that me a new bike over there. Awesome...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Im Sorry Peeps

Wow where have I been so long you might be wondering. Well its been a busy time. I have been helping daddy play games. I like to tell him when Monsters are sneaking up on him in Dead Space, or where he is supposed to go in Tomb Raider:Underworld. And the new Prince of Persia game, that was all me.

Anyway, daddy failed to be a good daddy again. He let my ear get extremely dirty. He obviously did not pay attention to the pug owners manual. Its right there on page Eleventy-hundred and twelve.

He has tried to take care of the issue. However I just wont co-operate. I don't like liquids in my ear. I see that bottle, I run, or just swing my head back and forth so he cant get it in there. Finally in a last ditch effort before having to go to the vet, he bought some wipes. I still fight, but its harder to fight a wipe. And he is getting it cleaned out.

He says its because Tiki, his last pug, did not get dirty ears ever. Well she obviously was a dainty little thing,and I am a rough and tumble male... grrrrowl....

Another habit I have picked up, I am picky now. Yup, those Ole Roy dog biscuits from Walmart... yeah I aint eating them. I carry them around for 5 or 6 hours, I hide them from Tizzy. Just because I dont want the doesnt mean I want her to have it.

I still eat everything else. I like cookies, but grandma says that I cant have many of them because I get territorial over them.

But I think that wraps up this post, I will try to come back more often. I miss all you guys.

Halo T. Pug

Okay, Tizzy just pimp slapped me, I guess she is the boss after all

Daddy Let me drive to pick grandma up from work. This is me barking at the driver that just cut me off.

Trouble, I see no trouble here... that's why I am looking

Oh Please a Sweater really, where is my dignity.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Oh Man I hope Daddy does not realize how much I play his games when he is not around.

Howdy, sorry for the lack of updates, things have been strange lately. See daddy started leaving late at night and not coming home till sometime after Grandma went to work. He said he is got a JOB. All I know is that when he gets home he seems tired.

But its been a vast improvement since the first week he started. Not only was he tired, but he had an abcessed tooth. He got it pulled so the grouch train leaves the station a little less now.

Lately I can not resist my rampage of destruction. I have chewed up Grandma's cell phone, the tv remote, the dvd player remote, and countless newspapers. I hear they are going to get me a cage. I have no clue what that is but it sounds fun.

But I will try to update more often. I have just had so much stuff going on. Well I am late for 1:30 destruction appointment. Talk to you soon.

Friday, September 26, 2008

My middle name is Shiva

Hello Weaklings, it is I Halo... God of Destruction. I come to you from my humble blog. Look upon my great destruction. Look at my Secret Apprentice, Rubber-puss.

Go Forth and Wreck and Destroy. And Let the Big Daddy not know of your existence.

First Destroy the Command Center Ruber-puss. Make sure his 360 gets the red rings. His cell phone shall also need to be defeated, that way he can not call to get it fixed. Without that evil Contraption, there will be more time to use the Frisbee.

Also any book you see, destroy it. For it will force the Old One to pay attention to me.

You have done well my Apprentice.

However, the Daddy figured out about Rubber-puss and turned him to the side of the jedi... and that is when he unleashed... The Pedi-Paw.

Sorry its been so long in between updates. I have been busy. Big Daddy got a job, third shift. This makes me sad because he will not be home at night now, and grandma wont let me sleep with her. :(

Also on the pedi-paw. DO not order this off TV. Daddy did this and got caught in a credit card scam, where they charge you 16.95 a month for nothing. He looked into this and found out that people were getting this charge on the account after ordering it. V-value plus or something was what the charge was for. So if you read this and have bought a pedipaw, check for the charge. Other than that the device works, I am sure Wal-Mart will sell them soon.

Big Daddy also broke down and bought a bigger 120 GB hard drive for his 360. That seems to make him really happy. He also got a wireless headset for it. Since I chewed up his other one, and he had to fix it. But I keep getting a hold of it.

Anyway. I have to go.



Friday, September 5, 2008

Daddy has a cold... wait its not cold...

Halo here.

Just sending a message out to the world. Daddy has been under the weather lately. That's what he says. But aren't we all under the weather everyday. I guess if I was in an airplane I would be over the weather, hey maybe when can go parachuting like that pug in that video. Yeah, I should work on that.

Yesterday something scary happened. I was over in the corner and was minding my own business smacking that door stop thingy that makes that boiiinnnngg noise I like so much.

I took a back step when I realized what I had done. I had stepped on Tizzy, and now she also had me backed into a corner. I was a little scared... I mean I did not want to unleash the pug of rage on her...

She swatted at me, but I held my composure. I would hate to turn into a huge green pug.

Anyway I hope daddy gets to feeling better. Then we can go play outside again. I need my flying disc.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

I want to let everyone know that I have made a full recovery. At least 98% of a recovery. I still limp on it occasionally, like when I try to pee on cars and I lift my other leg to high. But other than that, I have been okay.

So daddy cleaned his room the other day. I was glad because everything was getting pretty cluttered. Now I was able to get under the bed again and found all kinds of treasure. I have found old Valentine's Day cards from some girl named Melanie. Dad seemed sad when he seen it. But I took care of it by ripping it to shreds, somehow that was not the proper solution. I also found a tin of Life Savers ments. And a prescription of sinus medication.

I was so happy with all the stuff I had to drag it out to show him.

He left me for a few hours the other day. He had a Job interview. Whats a job? But today he seemed frustrated and said he must not have gotten the job. It must be like a treat. I like treats, its one of my five favorite words.

Here is the list


Anyway, the cat is still the cat. She is kinda me to me. I guess she does not understand that I see her as a threat if she is even in the same room as me when I get a treat. So when I tell her to leave the area, she hits me with a claw.

Tonight when we went for a walk. This other dog came running out of nowhere. We sniffed each other, exchanged email, and business cards. Then dad read his collar. And picked him up to take him home. This did not sit well with this other dog, who growled. Which pissed me right off. Dad was only trying to make sure you did not get hit by a car. And since he had me on a leash, he had no other way to get you home. So I growled back. And snorted a couple times.

THATS RIGHT!! A pug snort is like a war cry. My Pug daddy taught me that when I was a puppy. That dog was lucky. The lady was outside smoking and never seen him get out. Who knows what would have happened if we had not taken him home.

Other than that. Its uneventful.. If you are a dog. I sleep, eat, poop, walk, drink, bark.. and not even in that order.

Anyway have a good night pups.

Halo Out...