Tizzy and I have finally become friends. I guess she could not resist my animal magnetism anymore. I know I am hard to resist. But please you must. Because I only have one owner. And he is my bestest friend in the whole world. Thats why I bite him all the time, it keeps his reflexes high.
This was me last week watching the lego Indiana Jones Plane fly across the screen. I barked at it. I keep telling daddy to buy a bigger tv so I can see stuff better. But he says his little 19" HDTV is good enough for him. Seriously I could watch that little plane for hours.
This is when the cat told me I had Jedi Mind tricks and I could use the force to get a cookie. The cat was a little off on her assumptions. Either that or she was making fun of me.
Anyway I am way tired. Daddy and I got back from the park and he tried to kill me. He forgets I have a lot more fur than he does, and I cant sweat. Instead he parades me around so people can see me, and then tries to show me off to the cute girls at the park... geez, if only he had my animal Magnetism. He is so pathetic.
But he took me to MCdee's and got me my own cup of ice water. Isnt Ice a wonderful thing. He slides across the floor. You can suck on it when you are hot. And ts like water in convinent snack form. They even write songs about it.
ICE ICE BABY
I got called a lot of things at the park. Doggie, Kitty, even a pit bull. I knew I was macho, but to get mistaken for a pit bull. Grrr.. thats right baby.
Any way I have to run. Those bones are not going to bury themselves. hmmm now if I could just dig this carpet stuff up without getting the can shaken at me.
(To The Nevis, thanks a whole bunch for the can of coins trick.. it scares the living crap out of me. I thought you were my friend... how can I cause mischief if I am having a jar of crap shaken at me :(
Pugs, and Dig Dugs
Oh crap I think he heard us talk about The Great Cookie Caper 08
Tizzy: Act natural and he wont think anything of it
I said act natural Halo, not stare at him with a guilty conscience. Ugh... Idiot.